Schooner apparently has a flare for design and thought matchey-matchey was so not cool.
He took the time to personally modify my shoes so I could be the cool kid on the block (and rather neatly, I might add).
Bonus: check out the cool indentations he made in the soles. Also not matchey-matchey.
If service work doesn't pan out, I think he's got a career in fashion design.
They still work just fine, thankfully, so I can show them off to all the soon-to-be jealous girls at the gym…